>> kimberly: hello, everyone. i'm kimberly guilfoyle with bob beckel, eric bolling, dana perino, greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city. crunch time on the north pole.

this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> kimberly: thank you for spending part of your christmas eve for us. this is the second christmas for "the five" and gladys to spend part of it with you. the spirit of christmas is about giving. earlier in month we did secret san. the now time to find out who picked who. bob, you're up first. a gift for your here. big, actually. >> dana: beautifully wrapped, too. >> greg: be careful. it's inflatable. [ laughter ] >> kimberly: remember the spirit of giving. >> bob: i have a few of those. >> greg: it's a wrap for the beach. >> kimberly: can you get one of those for under $10? >> greg: on times square. >> dana: really? >> greg: yeah. >> kimberly: then you have to figure out -- this is a good gift. figure out who gave it to you. who is your secret san ta, bobby. >> bob: is this -- foos

ball. that is very nice. >> kimberly: i love it. i bought two for my munchkin. >> bob: this is from eric. >> greg: amazing. >> dana: isn't that cool? >> kimberly: why did you pick eric? >> greg: for ages five and up. perfect. >> kimberly: chronological age. >> dana: i chose that for you. >> bob: you did? >> dana: here is why. you know in your christmas -- when we showed the video, that we'll see later of the house and you made the sign that said here this is for all the kids in the neighborhood and for the big kid who lives here. this is something you might want to play in green room. >> bob: that's very nice. >> greg: can i make a point? how much you want to bet dana was on a flight and ordered it from sky mall. >> dana: no. walking down 57th street. that's why window shopping works. >> greg: i don't believe you. sky mall order. >> dana: i'll get the receipt. >> kimberly: they sell like

hotcakes. they're not easy to get. >> dana: how is it possible you never played foosball before? >> bob: never have. >> dana: first time for everything. i thought you would love that. >> bob: i do. i think it's great. >> dana: i think it fell flat. >> bob: i'll taker rick on. he is so competitive, he will whoop he. >> dana: last year i got you chocolate. >> kimberly: it's a good stress reliever, so when you're fighting, bickering or someone -- >> bob: we don't bicker. we don't bicker. >> kimberly: you snicker. >> bob: okay. >> kimberly: isn't -- a present is making noise. i don't know what that means. >> greg: it might be the dog. i forgot to poke holes in them. >> kimberly: didn't you love to shake them when you were little? by the way, somebody must love you, greg. this is the biggest present i have seen yet in two years. >> greg: pretty parts to it. >> kimberly: this is for greg from his secret san. the open this up and try to guess who it's from.

play along. 'canes is three presents. present one up manship. >> greg: someone is mocking my anti-holiday sentiment. it turns on. somebody tells me it turns on. >> dana: well. you open, i'll try to figure it out. >> kimberly: on the side. ♪ ho, ho ♪ christmas, for the best time of the year ♪ >> kimberly: i think that is fabulous. you look like an elf. you look like the grinch. >> greg: this looks like i have a medical disorder. if this goes on for four years i have to call the doctor. i better take it off. >> kimberly: that is funny. >> greg: amazing.

fold your own unicorn. 2013 calendar. this is amazing. somebody went to ra lot of trouble. >> dana: thoughtful. >> greg: this is going to make me look bad. this is a fox news sticker on it. >> kimberly: freebie. >> dana: the box is -- >> greg: be careful when you say freebie. oh, my god. what is that? jeez! i thought it was something alive. [ laughter ] >> kimberly: my goodness. how cute is that? a little unicorn. that is as adorable as it is creepy. >> kimberly: it has a thing to ride it look like. >> bob: you could sleep it with. >> greg: i might get arrested for. that it has great dark eyes. it has jasper eyes. soulless beast. >> kimberly: my gosh. >> greg: i have to guess who gave it to me. >> kimberly: i think it might be somebody with assistance. >> greg: that means it was bob. who helped you with this?

>> bob: the people upstairs did. thank you very much. i don't shop. >> dana: i like that you can make a hipster uniform. remember i didn't know what a hipster was earlier. >> bob: you didn't? >> kimberly: that is creative. i like it a lot. the triage. >> dana: two thumbs up. >> greg: i feel very, very special inside. >> kimberly: eric, you want to open yours up next? right there. looking gorgeous. >> eric: "the five" logo all over it. fantastic. >> kimberly: this is fun, isn't it? who is left? kimberly, dana, greg, right? >> bob: sharmer image. we -- sharper image. we know that. >> eric: a snowball thrower. this is perfect! >> dana: that would be great if there wasn't global warming. >> eric: this is fun. this might be the -- >> greg: this might be first evidence that anybody bought something from sharper image. everybody walks around and looks around. killing time for a flight. >> eric: this could be the

perfect gift. >> kimberly: whoever got that gift is amazing. >> eric: so you scoop, you make the snowball. you lock it. >> kimberly: lock and load, baby. >> greg: decline in society we can't make our own snowballs. >> eric: taking♪s for the rest of the show. snowball. go like that. >> kimberly: do it with eric chase. >> eric: open it. camera six? >> kimberly: incoming. >> greg: that is great. >> kimberly: sharper image. >> eric: i'm supposed to guess. kimberly. >> kimberly: yes. post-it note if you were the one -- >> kimberly: i did get it for you. they just didn't know what it was. talking in my ear. >> bob: who gave the other two. >> kimberly: this is a good gift you had to think about the person involved.

>> bob: good gift. >> kimberly: he was playing baseball. >> bob: good news, there is no snow. >> kimberly: thanks to al gore because he -- >> bob: right. global warming. >> kimberly: should i open mine next? how are we doing? >> eric: that would be the best thing to do. >> kimberly: i'm doing a christmas audible here. i'm going next. oh, my gosh. every year i'm getting a picture frame. is this really, really? is this you again? >> greg: i don't know. i'm not saying -- >> kimberly: dana saw in my picture. photo shop one. >> dana: it's creepy, it's you as you f you were sitting there. >> bob: let me see. >> kimberly: make it stop. it's getting bigger every year! so, my gosh, it's growing. it's not bad enough i have a picture. now -- >> bob: promotes the book so much. next one is full size. >> kimberly:♪ santa baby >> greg: i notice in my

apartment things missing. there will be stuff gone. we took a dna sample,'s kimberly. >> dana: secret santa is supposed to be making it secret and guess who -- >> greg: dana, you gave it to her because you had it for a year and you got sick of it. >> kimberly: is this from the book? the eyebrow is arch more and pointy elf direction. bigger, nicer photo shop photo of you. >> greg: is it life size. that is the size of my head. go to sharper image and buy a body pillows and put my head on the body pillow and you'll never -- >> kimberly: commitment. >> bob: picture size, too. >> kimberly: this is hilarious. >> bob: look at that face. he looks like the texas chainsaw massacre. >> kimberly: very cute. i like at it lot. right next to the baby one. obviously greg got it for me. >> greg: yes, that should be -- >> dana: do you know, do you realize you had her last year and i had bob last year.

>> kimberly: i think for once i am going to make money off of your obsession. i could sell this now. throw in one of your books. >> greg: i think so. >> kimberly: ebay or something. >> greg: put it next to be the picture of your child and give him a complex. >> kimberly: look at the split screen of you. >> kimberly: botox. you can't do it anymore. he can afford it now. >> eric: it dana thing, right? >> dana: my turn? >> greg: it's dog related. >> kimberly: i thought we had a special delivery. >> dana: that is good. do this one first. >> eric: by the way -- >> bob: took it out. >> dana: very good. >> eric: i know because -- >> dana: vampire. wine. >> eric: here is the deal. i just bought that wine. this is true.

i found the coolest wine. dog wine. it comes with pictures of dogs. i had it and i had it sent from california. i swear to you if it comes within this hour we'll bring it out. it's fedex on its way. >> dana: they should have fedex guy put on santa hat and bring it in. >> bob: if it gets here. >> dana: can i still drink this wine? >> eric: absolutely. dabs this is great. love of my life. >> kimberly: you can never go wrong with a bottle of wine. >> bob: yeah, you can. believe me you can. >> eric: if it gets here in time. >> kimberly: we'll get close, share with one another. that feel-good thing. you have don't have to buy medication for, greg. let's talk about what christmas was like when we were little as a kid. eric? >> eric: this segment is not over yet? >> kimberly: it's only just beginning. >> eric: okay. when we were little kids -- three more minutes. christmas was cool. christmas was fun. we had a lot of money. we had beautiful, wonderful,

wonderful parents. when are we doing -- >> dana: did you have a lot of snow in chicago? >> eric: snow is always a white christmas. there is me on a good christmas. that is me four years old or so. do you have the other one? look at that. me -- >> bob: hair went from blonde to black. >> eric: crying. i was destroyed. i did not like him. that is it. >> kimberly: sounds like it was nice christmass. >> dana: i grew up in colorado so we often had white christmas. we'd go to wyoming, to the ranch. that was fun. i remember them fondly. that is my christmasma perino who is passed away now. she had been in denver. avocado green chair and drape. me and my stocking. but i got my favorite gift ever.

>> bob: you didn't grow much. >> dana: that is my sister. my mom had to put a tree in the playpen, i think my sister would not leave it alone. angie as a little one. play pen. i don't know if kids are still allowed to be put in a playpen. i was -- i'm always good. >> bob: wuss. dais dignified. no crying. i don't know what that was. where is the other one? one more. there was one i thought was the best one. i got my sesame street thing. i could carry it around and put all the different animals in it. >> greg: amazing. >> kimberly: greg? >> dana: i also had a dog. >> kimberly: what was the doggee name? >> greg: i think i got a dog for christmas. not always a good idea.

my favorite present was people's almanac. in 1972. a big fat book. it sat and i just read it. they had a glossary of sexual terms. my parents did not know what in that book. anybody my age knows the book. they did the book of lists. they had stuff in there and you would learn stuff you shouldn't have learned. we had a fake pink tree for a while. cheap kolaidescope. >> bob: where are the pictures? >> greg: i don't have pictures. we chose to forget the history. >> kimberly: why? your mom is so cute and sweet. bob and i to go. a couple pictures of me. i loveed christmas. i still love christmas. a happy, special time of year. i loved to sit on santa's lap. that is me with the christmas stocking and i had barbie's. i was 9 months old.

obviously adorable. c'mon. that is me as a baby. pink outfit. i'm very happy. >> eric: yours, beck? >> kimberly: my daddy took me. i loved it. kept going back. >> bob: i don't have any pictures, because they had not invented cameras when i was a child. so i really, my christmas memories are -- the best ones i have were the last of the 15, 20 years. the early ones were, well, put hit the way, forgettable. >> dana: did you tie to make christmas special for your kids? >> bob: yes, i did. that is how i reacted to it. there were many years there were no christmass. so when i got out thereof i had a chance to have christmas for my kids. >> greg: truly white christmas. >> kimberly: we're a family now and you do all the nice thing with the lights for kids. >> eric: show you this. we have this for you guys? they have the logo. >> dana: i wonder what greg puts in there.

i'll have water. >> eric: andrea, her tumbl tumbleer. >> kimberly: i am not sure what you put in these. whatever it is, you are going to drink a lot of it. it will be good. christmas eggnog. now coming up, some people might be surprised to learn that bob is a huge fan of christmas gifts. >> labor of love. i don't know how to put it. no sane human being would do all of this work. >> kimberly: well, our cameras followed him home to check out how he decorated his holiday. don't miss the rest of it. ahead on "the five." some of you guys innocent christmas cards. stay tuned throughout the hour and you might see yours. we'll be back in a moment. [ male announcer ] this december, remember --

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they don't help single moms. hi! hi! [ sarah ] what happened to our house last year? [ daughters ] it flooded and the water flooded out. yeah. [ sarah ] the red cross arranged the hotel for us. they gave me that break, that leverage, to be able to get it together and take care of them. you know? i feel like we've come full circle. [ daughter 1 ] like that! [ daughter 2 ] this is how i'll do it. [ sarah ] there you go.

>> dana: merry cistmas. i have five fun questions for to us answer. we start with christmas cards because they are starting to come in. greg, since you make the face, do you send out christmas

cards? >> greg: no. what bother mess is family that inserts the long story what they're up. to suzie is in grad school. studying, premed. billously a stockbroker in philadelphia. one kid they go joe is travelling. extremely mysterious what he is up to. or he is mysteriously single. i don't care about your family! i don't care! >> dana: i do do facebook and i do go on regularly to hear from people. if you get an update from people, i like that. >> greg: you know what she is saying. that is her excuse for writing two pages on jasper in the greeting card. >> dana: i don't do cards. >> greg: i bet it has a picture of jasper. >> dana: i don't do them anymore. >> bob: the long letters about the father. george is in transition. >> greg: exactly! >> bob: other words george

got fired. >> eric: bob! >> dana: do you send update? >> greg: taking four weeks off for recuperation. >> eric: no, but we send a picture of eric chase. i like to see my friends -- >> greg: is he shirtless? [ laughter ] >> eric: i like to see my friends' kids, how they grow up, especially if you have known them a long time and see them this big and this big. cool. >> dana: it forces a -- forced family fun photo. >> kimberly: alliteration. >> dana: does everybody dress in the same white linen shirt. >> dana: and jeans. with a red accent. now with photo shop, you do that. >> greg: jasper is in a tonic. >> dana: i don't do a card for him. it might if you keep going. >> greg: i bet you buy gifts for jasper. >> dana: everybody buys gifts for jasper. that is the thing. i don't have children, so of course. buy for a dog. >> greg: they don't know it's christmas. >> dana: every day is christmas for a dog. and it should be. kimberly, do you send out

greeting cards? how would you have time to put together a greeting card? >> kimberly: i always have a good idea to do it. then i think okay, i have to get a photographer to do a nice photo. and then send it out. i don't know. it should do better about it. i like getting the cards. so i keep them all. but then i feel bad -- >> dana: how long do you keep them? >> kimberly: i feel bad. i don't want to throw them away if they have picture of kids on them. >> dana: do you keep them? >> bob: if they send out the family pictures. figure out who got divorced. the father, mother, all the kids. next year only the mother. i used to send out the letter. i had a picture of me on it, of course. i used to tell them what i was doing. the whole year. my kids. i don't do it anymore. i don't have time. >> dana: i like the idea. let me ask you, i think i probably know the answer to this for eric. real or fake tree in your home? got to be real. >> eric: real.

in everything. for that matter. you have to do the real tree. adrian puts like sugar in the thing, too. you have to water it. that is the only issue. >> kimberly: it helps a lot. >> bob: you know how much i love christmas, right? i never had a fake tree until this year. the reason i did, i wasn't back because i commute. up here all week long. so i couldn't water the tree. so i had to get a fake tree. >> dana: how does it make you feel? >> bob: bad. >> eric: the thing about the real tree is getting it out of the house. >> dana: in new york, i don't understand it. for the entire month of january and february there are trees sitting outside on the sidewalk because nobody comes to pick them up. real or fake? >> kimberly: real all the way. all the way. >> dana: you got to work. >> greg: i got a tree. slightly inebriateed. >> dana: tell us why. i know why you bought the tree? you had been out too late and brought it home so your wife elena would be happy about the

christmas tree and not mad at you. >> greg: it was a distraction gift. like when you only in. for $25 i bought tree in the street. scary thing about buying trees in hell's kitchen or anywhere else, they are usually wrapped up. that is where the mice and the rats sleep. you can buy a tree, you take it home and cut the thing so the tree opens up and you have a mynagery of ugly animals in your apartment. >> bob: chevy chase did that. family vacation. >> eric: "christmas vacation." >> bob: i love that. love that. >> dana: all right now. we know that eric has a real tree. you had mice in your tree. kimberly has a real tree. bob has fake tree. i went with no tree. gregg you really have the spirit. >> dana: they're everywhere. you have can't go anywhere without running into a tree. next, eric has christmas trivia. later, what do you think of regifting? okay or inappropriate? greg does it all the time and doesn't have a problem with it

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♪ ♪ >> eric: i vote next year we don't use christmas songs, just the regular music. okay with that? >> greg: we'll invent new ones. >> kimberly: i like "santa, baby." >> eric: kimberly can have that one. >> eric: time for christmas trivia on christmas eve, test my co-hosts in a minute. but first, andrea tantaros went out on the street of new york city to give folks a pop quiz abs the holiday. take a look. >> how do you say merry christmas in spanish? >> feliz navidad. >> felei. n ashvidad. >> what town was jesus born in? >> beth le mem. >> nazareth. >> jerusalem. >> bethlehem. >> what is the german name for christmas tree?

>> soft tree. >> christmas tree. >> we just need the german verse. what is the most widely known christmas carol? >> "deck the halls." >> "santa claus is coming to town." >> "jingle bells." >> "silent night." >> yes! >> eric: all right. those were easy. we have a little harder. producer put together a few questions for you guys. for the record, i couldn't answer one of these myself. kimberly, start with you. what holiday for jingle bells originally written for? which holiday? >> greg: arbor day. >> kimberly: thanksgiving. >> eric: let the record be shown that the producers are giving them in people's ears. what was the name of scrooge's

dead business partner. >> bob: scrooge's dead business partner. pope john iii. >> greg: reggae muse -- >> dana: think reggae music. >> eric: are you reading on my shoulder? >> bob: bob marley. >> dana: first name? >> bob: jacob. >> eric: ding, ding, ding. dana -- >> dana: she read them all. >> eric: how long -- [ laughter ] >> eric: how long does it take for a christmas tree to grow to full maturity. >> dana: ten years. >> greg: you cheated! >> dana: who doesn't know that? >> greg: you are evil. >> kimberly: she can see. the rest of us wear glasses. did you know that? you wear glasses, he wears glasses. >> eric: what year was the first christmas placed in -- underline -- in white house? genera

>> greg: 1812. >> eric: back to kimberly. where was the first christmas tree decorated? >> dana: former baltic state. starts with an "l." >> bob: lithuania. >> dana: the other one. >> eric: camera three. getting latvia. >> kimberly: why couldn't you whisper this in my ear? we practiced. >> eric: the most annoying christmas song ever. >> bob: chip monks. >> eric: yes! >> dana: i couldn't read the last one. your thumb was on top of it. >> eric: why are candy canes shaped that way? >> dana: twirl them on your finger. >> bob: hang them on christmas tree.

>> eric: close, but no. staff. fair and square! i didn't cheat. press secretary who worked hard to get the answers no matter what or somebody who just guessed. >> greg: you lied in trivia pursuit. >> kimberly: santa forgot -- >> eric: hold on. in 1670, in germany, they bent the end to resemble the shepherd's staff. we got to go. coming up, greg knows a thing or two about presents next. and bob has a special light show for us later. we'll be right back. ♪ ♪ this is america.

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i'm doug mckelway in washington. the big story here on christmas eve is the shocking attack outside of ro chest they're left two dead and two wounded. tonight on "special report," they set fire to car and house to lure firefighters to his home and opened fire before turning the gun on himself. think evacuated 30 nearby residents as flames engulfed the neighborhood. there is wicked weather across the country. causing delays and travel headaches. we have a live report from thesiest airports. even though president obama and lawmakers are on vacation, clock is counting down to the fiscal cliff. i would take a christmas

miracle to get a deal done in time. karl rove and joe trippi are here to offer take on solving the nation's gun violence. "special report" from washington starts at 6:0:00 eastern. now back to new york and "the five." ♪ ♪ >> greg: welcome back. regifting, a good idea or a bad idea? or is it a good idea? or is it a bad idea i? just said. that my dog casper is still sick after dana's mutt jasper gave him bag of dog pretzels for his birthday. he died. so i have my feeling about regifting. how about you, dana, dog kil killer? >> dana: time to confess what happened to casper. people think you have a real dog. now you killed him. regifting. i know the right answer is to

say no, never regift. but i did it once in a spectacular fashion. i was late getting a gift out. i got it out. later on, a few hours later i realized that it had been engraved to me. and thanking me for giving a speech somewhere and i sent it as a gift and wrapped it. i had to call the person ahead of time and explain. >> greg: awful. the great thing about the show is as the show goes on we learn more and more horrible dana perino is. all the persona of being sweet. you are sick! eric? >> eric: what? i am watching bob. he's going to work. >> kimberly: show your gift. the rest of eric's gift. santa's sled stuck in the bottom of the bag. >> eric: "jersey shore" christmas balls. this is snookie. the situation. >> kimberly: check out my situation. >> eric: paulie d.

>> kimberly: cool glasses. air force one. >> eric: why? obama fer on air force one. >> kimberly: walkie talkie. >> dana: need batteries. there are like 12 of them. never going to happen. >> kimberly: this is the world's smallest walkie talkie awesome. >> bob: you need a screwdriver to do this. 'canes is worst thing. you wake up and no batteries. >> greg: where am i going? do you regift? >> bob: i do. but, every year, i get people, i get bottles of wine. if you watch the show, i don't drink anymore. because i drank every time i was allowed to drink in your life until i was 40. i regift those and send them back. send it to people. one time i sent it to the same person that gave it to me. that was a bummer.

they remind -- they weren't even subtle about it. they called me up and said you know we gave this to you. gee, you have great taste in wine. >> dana: must not have known you well to send it to you in the first place. >> greg: kimberly, you regift men. >> kimberly: i don't. >> bob: how many times have you been married? >> kimberly: you are ruining my life. "entertainment tonight" is the clip they used and it's false. now they think it's true. no i don't get any more cars for christmas. thank you. >> greg: you don't regift, do you? >> kimberly: i don't. >> dana: c'mon. >> kimberly: i don't. but i have no problem if someone regifts me something awesome or tasty like wine or something good. >> eric: if you are willing to accept a regifted gift, you should be okay giving one. >> kimberly: my feeling is regift, regift but not -- >> greg: it's not regifting if it's never a gift to begin with. i'm a major celebrity, generally things i have in my

apartment have greater value to lesser famous. discarded swim wear. grab swim trunks and wrap them up to a friend who are sub secure. unfamous friend. this is amazing. >> kimberly: bill schultz. >> eric: do you regift? >> greg: sometimes. >> kimberly: do you cut out the old liner of the swim trunks? >> greg: you have take then to a dark place. i'll tease. coming up, the moment you've been waiting for. bob beckel and christmas lights. >> every time i think i have everything i need, i end up going to the hardware store to get something else. we're going to the store. >> greg: the rest of the beckel extravaganza. knock it off. >> kimberly: i'll do what i want. it's christmas!

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♪ ♪ >> bob: that is my man, elvis. all right. now, you probably saw if you were watching "the five" a few weeks ago that i decorate my house for christmas a lot. and fox sent down film crew to follow me around when i decorate it. here it is! ♪

♪ >> well, i started doing it 20 years ago. i started to get in to it, when i was a kid. my father came home and fall on the christmas tree and knock it over. i said to myself when i got on my own i'd do christmas the way i want to do it. labor of love. more than anything else. no sane human being would do all this work. ♪ ♪ >> bob: this is my main man. contractor. he does the roof deck because i'm getting too old to do that. ♪ ♪ >> those all work. they're brand new. put it underneath the table there. ♪ ♪ >> get everything you need? >> every time i think i have everything i need, i end up going to the hardware store to get something else. we're going to the store. see what i can find. ♪

♪ >> never fails. ♪ ♪ >> yet another one of them? >> yep. >> man! all right. ♪ ♪ >> another day, another dollar. ♪ ♪ >> one goes there. one goes there. one goes to the corner right over there. >> every year, i'm out here and i'm sitting here and i'm thinking should i really do this or not again, because it's so much work. some little kid comes up and says, "mr. beckel, are you going to put your lights out this year?" and i say, "yeah, i'll put them out." i had a sign made, exactly to tell you everything what about this is all about. it's right here. it reads "this display is for all the kids and the big kid who lives here." that would be me. so it's worth it. i'll tell you, it's worth it. every year it's worth it.

it's cold, but it's worth it. >> bob: there you have it. sorry, i talked over my own -- >> they couldn't hear that. >> kimberly: bob, they can't hear it. that is a joke we played on you. >> bob: kimberly said you have to talk about it. so i started talking about it. cheap shot. it's christmas. does anybody decorate their house like that? greg, i'm sure you do. gregg my basement is lineed with mistletoe. if i call the service people over to fix things, no choice. >> eric: i have the same light up bear you have there. >> bob: you do? >> eric: yeah. >> dana: my dad used to decorate our house in denver, parker, colorado. yes, really get in to it. >> bob: we have a contest every year. small house, big house in maryland. in montgomery county. the winner gets $10,000 to go to a charity. it won last year. this year i'm not sure i'm going to, because i'm not down there. >> dana: do you have to lobby for it?

>> eric: stuff the ballot box? >> greg: can we point out that mr. alternative energy source has 100,000 lights. >> bob: they don't burn that much energy. my electric bill that is usually $175-$200 a month goes to almost $2,000 in december. yeah. it's very expensive. >> dana: did you get complaints? >> bob: i get complaints from the neighbor because the cars come to look at it and one-way street and block it up. on the side o the house -- i decorate it all the way around. on the side i put feliz navidad. i thought neighbors were spanish. they weren't. then i have a snowman that shoots snow out to the skiing dog. and it is so loud it blows them away. i this thing they put music on and the light goes like this. >> greg: i'm laughing. i wasn't yawning. >> dana: only kimberly does that. >> bob: the music goes on and the lights goes like this.

but it lights up the people's house on the side of me. >> kimberly: bob is that neighbor. >> bob: it has been down there and i haven't been able to take care of it. but it will be fine. >> kimberly: done? >> bob: we are done. yeah, because you think -- >> kimberly: no, no, no. >> bob: you don't think i'd get you back for what you did, do you? >> kimberly: no. >> bob: one more thing is next. >> kimberly: you can't be trusted. ♪ ♪ [ malennouncer ] it's tt time of year again.

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yo >> kimberly: time for one more thing, christmas eve

edition. irk irk? >> eric: we did this once before but good friends at "fox & friends" they have a christmas special coming up in two hours from now. stay here and watch this. ♪ ♪ >> eric: here we are in studio d. our audience, "the five" audience wants to know why we were displaced. obviously there is a good reason. what are you doing with the studio? >> we turned in a winter wonderland. >> this is our christmas set for with the fox & friends" special christmas. right there is your special tv. if you notice we have taken out your television -- >> "the five" logo is gone. >> that is a fire. i need to feed it right now. ♪ ♪ >> eric: great. when are you getting out of here so we get back in our studio? >> as soon as we do the entire program. but we have a gigantic show. not only do we have christmas and some elves and gutfeld is playing the elf, but we also have an actual live nativity

scene. with, you know, the king, and the wise men and baby jesus. >> beckel claims he would be the best baby jesus. what do you think? >> he is certainly not one of the wise men. >> thank you, steve. get out of here so we can get our studio back? >> fine. throw another log on the barbie. >> good boy. he's a good boy! >> eric: there it is. there is the full screen. 8:00 p.m. tonight. keep it here. >> kimberly: that is adorable. it love and frightped by baby bob. >> bob: baby bob will come visit you, baby. who is next? >> kimberly: i have been very good. if i was naughty. >> bob: you have been naughty most of your life. >> kimberly: no. one-third. dana? >> dana: i spent time making a craft for greg and others at the table. if you don't want it, i will understand. but when you see it, you won't believe it. you can make the calendars now on -- look how cute is he? so this is jasper.

what do you mean what is that? [ laughter ] >> greg: like you didn't see this coming? >> dana: this is jasper. you a whole calendar. >> greg: he is not wearing anything. that is his stuff. >> kimberly: insane. guest you a naked -- >> greg: you have a naked dog. >> dana: whole calendar when we went to the beach. >> greg: what is wrong with you? my gosh. >> kimberly: that photo is something else. >> greg: i'm very happy. put in a special place. >> dana:fy come to your office i hope it's hanging up. >> greg: it will be. democrat is problematic. >> greg: we have to block the first photo. >> dana: he was a puppy. >> eric: it's a little raw. >> dana: dedication to henry. >> kimberly: that is very

nice. >> eric: i know eric wants one. >> greg: i will put one up, too. >> kimberly: somebody forgot his christmas shorts. >> greg: it comes in a special folder. thank god. >> kimberly: greg? >> greg: i want to announce that i have a name -- i named the unicorn. cap pain pink hosh -- captain pink horn. we are getting married in a civil service in vermont. serve involved. >> kimberly: bob? >> bob: i want to give a big thank you from all of us at "the five" to the troops out there. watching the show. hear about this. you have done a remarkable job defending the country around the world. we very much appreciate it. thank you. >> eric: "hear! hear!" >> kimberly: eric, something else? >> eric: no. >> dana: marveling at the